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    (Source: mykingdomforapen)

    Anonymous asked:
    no starbucks? where do you live

    pinkmany:

    i live in a goddamn chicken



    debbieb3:

    muah!

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

    Blueberries piss me the fuck off

    all1sees:

    They’re BLUE.

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    but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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    AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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    WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

    Everything feels SO much better after you’ve had a nice, long cry about it

    scarred-and-silent:

    everywordinexistence:

    i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

    It was like a reward for being sociable