i live in a goddamn chicken
no starbucks? where do you live
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
It was like a reward for being sociable